Slouching toward Nashville – livebagging Caribou Barbie

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I’ve been a little remiss here, due to one of the most difficult months of my life. Neil understands.

What better way to tippytoe back in than with a little humor? I will comment if Sarah says anything interesting, but just so it isn’t a complete waste of time I’m cleaning house and having a few drinks at the same time.

I’ve sort of listened to 45 minutes or so of the baggers today, and still haven’t heard them say anything except stop the socialism and leave Sarah alone. There was one speaker that urged the 600 attendees at this conference – wow, 600 people! – to “belly up to the buzz saw.” Whatever it means it’s a lovely image.

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8 Responses to “Slouching toward Nashville – livebagging Caribou Barbie”

  1. sisdevore Says:

    most interesting social phenomena I have read about in awhile:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/07/world/asia/07karaoke.html?hpw

    • artemis54 Says:

      Oh dear. A friend and I got tossed for our version of Slow Hand (Pointers), but it had more to do with the, um, choreography.

  2. sisdevore Says:

    damn! I have been off computer and without tv. did I miss the revolution?

    reagan was really the beginning of the end.

    must czech the news, now.

  3. artemis54 Says:

    Wow, my cat’s breath sure stinks.

    Victim time. She’s fixiing to go dig Reagan up right now.

    The clankety clang, unpredictable up and down of her speaking style really makes it hard to understand what she’s saying. She is really one of the worst speakers in a long time.

    Time for the canned, pre-approved questions. Strictly decaf.

    Another boring pork roast, this time without the very ill advised coffee rub I tried last time.

  4. artemis54 Says:

    I saw a black person in the audience! That should be worth a shot of Jim Beam.

  5. artemis54 Says:

    Northwest Georgia and northeast Alabama, the back roads, are quite beautiful in the spring. And you should go to Chickamauga.

    She likes Cosmo. Not getting much else but they seem to like it. I keep hearing the name Reagan.

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